58 minutes ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 1,275 notes

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

2 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 12,351 notes

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

5 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 116,736 notes

someoneinjersey:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

5 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 76,089 notes

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6 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 11,059 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

6 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 67,007 notes
10 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 1,010 notes

Hair of Elay Neal Moses, 25.6.14

Hair of Elay Neal Moses, 25.6.14

10 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 162,131 notes

truebluemeandyou:

History of Swimwear Infographic from Enerie. For popular fashion infographics go here:

10 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 384 notes
poopinthespeedforce:

How to Draw Native Americans: draw the same character you’ve already been drawing, but give her a headband like Julia from Tekken. Tomahawk optional.

poopinthespeedforce:

How to Draw Native Americans: draw the same character you’ve already been drawing, but give her a headband like Julia from Tekken. Tomahawk optional.

17 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 34 notes
poopinthespeedforce:

Seven pages in and we already have a reference to “shiny black people”

poopinthespeedforce:

Seven pages in and we already have a reference to “shiny black people”

17 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 26 notes
poopinthespeedforce:

This entire book has me in tears.

poopinthespeedforce:

This entire book has me in tears.

17 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 15 notes
17 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 7,551 notes

if you ever want to hear the neon genesis evangelion theme at any time just call 309-889-0497

fiendswithbenefits:

zchr:

i just set it up and it seems to be working

if you’re at the club and someone asks for your number just give them this

18 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 24,950 notes

first-kiss-since-45:

vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

these are incredible

19 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 141,739 notes
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